*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED
CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS
WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM
just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire
New look inside Diagon Alley at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
pjo fandom drinking game: take a shot whenever you see hazel cast as someone who’s white but slightly tanned
pjo fandom drinking game: take a shot whenever you see someone shipping nico with a girl
pjo fandom drinking game: take a shot every time someone says the word ‘sassy’
if it’s directed at percy, you drink the whole bottle
pjo fandom drinking game: take a shot for every time piper’s drawn or cast as a white person
pjo fandom drinking game: take a shot for every time you see a group picture of the seven plus nico but not reyna
pjo fandom drinking game: take a shot every time nico di angelo is portrayed as the stereotypical emo with depression, magically disappears when percy/leo/luke swoops in and saves him.
are you guys trying to get us into some kind of alcoholic coma or something
it’s the only way to survive this fandom
Best lesson from a Disney movie
This is an underrated movie
This is a grossly underrated movie.
Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.
I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”
You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women.
And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog.
So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes.